Ikea flat pack box

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.

"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2

by LazZzZz July 13, 2021

Ikea date

Covid isolation blind date where two people would go out to a supermarket or Ikea and spend the day pretending to be married while looking at displays.

Let's have an Ikea date, and we can play house.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Ikea Syndrome

Exhaustion and desire to sit down due to prolonged browsing in retail spaces and exhibitions.

Let's leave soon, I'm starting to get Ikea Syndrome.

by Wizard of Woz May 20, 2023

Ikea

Litterally the pride and joy of my life. At Ikea you can get like any type of furniture. Ikea gets 5 stars from me. It is litterally a giant maze of furniture.

"hey mannn, I got lost at Ikea last week and had to go to the bedroom compartmant to sleep in one of the beds."
"..."

by imasimplol.com June 6, 2023

ikea

a swedish furniture maze with great food and furnitures that come in 234718924612789 milion pieces or more.

'yesterday, 7 packages each containing 1418241293487 pieces each came to my door. it was from ikea.'

by TheOverlordOfIkea June 6, 2023

IKEA

A funny place were you can find Blahaj

I’m going to go to IKEA to get a Blahaj

by Blahaj lover June 16, 2023

IKEA

Swedish maze disguised as a furniture store that also has meatballs

When roblox kids hear of ikea they immediately think of the roblox game 3008 which is inspired by scp-3008 which is basically just infinite ikea with employees that try to kill you

i got lost in ikea i was forced to stay overnight

by omgwhatiswhy June 18, 2024