genesis

The creation of the world by God was explained in the Book of Genesis. However no one asked for it. This can be hyperbolically interpreted as god pulling out the world out of his ass. Genesis involves a person putting his hand into his ass to look for who asked

Person 1: Ur so retarded.
Person 2: Genesis.

by gensiesess March 19, 2023

Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023

Genesis

Genesis.

She is someone that when you meet her it’ll be impossible to let her go she can make an instant impact on your life and for the better aswell she is kind caring compassionate loving and very adoring she is one of a kind she is more beautiful than the universe herself she loves kisses boba starbies having quality time with you she has a great fashion sense and amazing music taste she is so diverse yet so down to earth she loves to be called all silly names and is silly herself if you ever find yourself a Genesis buckle up because it’ll be the ride of your life

Daniel: I love you so much chiki baby :))
Genesis: I love you so much bon bon muawh🤎

by Genesislover:) February 23, 2023

what dose the name genesis mean

what dose the name genesis mean

what dose the name genesis mean

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Genesis

Genesis stinks she looks like a chimpanzee and she can’t fight that stank pussy hoe.

Makayla:did y’all see me n genesis fight?

Faith: nah

Makayla: she was on top of me for like 2 seconds and her Coochie was right in my face that shit stank it smells like curry chicken and a disgusting swamp
Everyone laughs😂

by Yourmom18800 November 19, 2023

Genesi

The most gorgeous girl ever. When you look at her it’s as if you are looking at Adriana Lima, she is very kind and compassionate. She has a boyfriend named Chris, her and Chris have been in a relationship for 30 years!! And have 3 kids and a strong loving and healthy relationship

Dude 1; dudeeeee who is that model?
Dude 2: yo bro you can’t be saying that about Genesi she has a boyfriend

*Chris jumped them*

by a ram Sam Sam November 19, 2023

Genesis

Genesis is a bitch who always wants to fight, But only because she hangs around the wrong people. She can be mean but when you get to know her she is very funny and nice, sometimes, she can get mostly anyone she wants and she is kinda of a homie hopper but not much. She is still stuck on that one ex she still misses and no mateer how much she hates the stuff he has done she still loves him. She will always defend his name even if he doesnt defend hers. Thats how she is. Shes spoiled too. Her mom buys her what she wants if she can. People say shes not happy with the stuff she gets but deep inside she is. Shes just tired of everyones shit. She can fight she loves to argue with people. she talks back. But shes very pretty. She wears lashes and makeup and has a very confusing style. One day she can go girly, one day she can go bummy. But it depends on her. She short She has anger issues She LOVES food. Many words to describe her. She talks alot of shit about people, and shes not scared of anyone.

Person 1:whos that girl with those long ass lashes?
Person 2: oh, thats Genesis I dated her

Person 3: me too she was cool ig.

by big motion January 3, 2024