What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place
Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.
by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021
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1. Water
2. Midnight Snacks
These funds do not include the use if lights, as they are only used by vampires, and nightowls
1. Water
2. Midnight Snacks
These funds do not include the use if lights, as they are only used by vampires, and nightowls
by Tr0nRinzler October 4, 2022
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"If they don't go for the deal, we could always hold the funding hostage."
"I'm going on tinder to find some funding for a better apartment."
"I'm going on tinder to find some funding for a better apartment."
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Get the funde mug.A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned
I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.
by loosoh June 15, 2021
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