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national doorknob day

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!
by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019
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Doorknob

A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.
Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue
by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019
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doorknob

when someones hair is up in a tight bun, it looks like a doorknob.
"Hey look, she has a doorknob!"
by wowokoof June 16, 2019
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When a someone grabs another boys balls and rotates them like a doorknob
Kobe: “if you don’t shut up imma doorknob you”
by Shrek IIIIIII August 30, 2019
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A girl who gives every guy in the room a turn
Damn makenzie was really doorknobing it last night
by Yaboifromwinni February 14, 2020
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The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.
Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020
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Thick as a doorknob

He's as thick as a doorknob
by anonymous September 18, 2020
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