Purple Creature

More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.

Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"

Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"

Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"

by Grizzlies101 February 24, 2011

teacher creature

A weird professor at school.

We have a teacher creature for this class. He literally walked out the door in the middle of his lecture because nobody did the reading for today.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

mossy creature

someone who is sneaky, weird, or hides under desks/tables.

Landon is such a mossy creature; today he hid underneath my table!

by Aurora May March 13, 2023

Silly Creature

Any animal species that puts a smile on your face purely because of how adorably stupid they look.
If your pet does something foolish or is acting completely brain dead, then it can be classified as a silly creature.

“Hey man my cat just threw up all over my carpet.”
“Truly a silly creature.”

by Sarcastic Fringehead April 3, 2023

Ohio creatures

1. Be aware of ohio creatures.

They mostly appear at night, kidnapping you to the motel.

Ohio Creatures are dangerous that appear only at the Ohio night.

by Oh1o짱깨 January 17, 2023

Yard Creature

Anyone born and or raised in the Oregon, or the average gas station tweaker.

Yo is that mf Yard Creature eating Raw Concrete?

by Joe Pickles October 16, 2023

Cum Creature

A post Cum Cataclysm organism adapted to survive in the cum-drenched waters of the new universe. Equipped with specialized gills and visuals, these creatures are the peak of cum adaptivity. Some Cum Creatures evolved to survive on small landmasses, gaining legs and the ability to breathe out of water, untouched by the Cum Oceans on many planets. These creatures are typically carnivores, stalking the cum shore for aquatic Cum Creatures. Due to cum being a partial life-force, some come creatures are almost hyper-natural in their biology, existing only as strange, amorphous blobs of semen, while still maintaining the ability to move.

Some Cum Creatures have adapted to survive on land, such as the Cumrunner.

by TheArchivist July 27, 2023