cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023

Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver

Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass

by Queer killer 69 November 27, 2021

cement

i have a lot of scars from cement

i love cement

by spike spigil January 3, 2022

cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.

Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.

by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022

cement

Das conk creet baybee

"yo do you eat cement"
"yea das conk crete baybee"

by arydenomics May 31, 2022

honorable cemention

A "runner-up" acknowledgement at a concrete-creation competition.

Da term "honorable cemention" could also refer to da town's putting up a molded-mortar statue in your honor.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!

I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!

by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021