Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

Youtube Bloke

A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.

At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.

Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.

by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024

thems the blokes

Another way to say, “it is what it is”

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”

by Indicuhh December 8, 2023

Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.

-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking

by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022

sussy bloke

Bloke who is suspiciously sus

Jac: Do you know who playboi carti is?
Billy: Jacs a sussy bloke’

by Billieeilishsuperfan July 14, 2023

Bloke

British/Australian word to describe the calibre of man you have encountered

Every bloke is a man, but not every man is a bloke.

Usually used when describing a man to remember, context depending.

‘This massive bloke just appeared out of nowhere’

by Thin Tony July 24, 2023