Zander

Zander is a great guys smart a lady's man and probably a huge ding dong one down side is that he plays games like fortnite past 2019

Robert: Yo im kinda in luv with ur balls
Zander: sry dude aint out here fcking guys trying to make the chedda

by Dat boy sus696969 February 20, 2021

Zander Alan Keheley

sexiest man ever

I love Zander Alan Keheley so much

by blahblahblaaaaa696969 January 12, 2025

Zander

the most annoying person in High School Owl House AU'S
(primarily on Wattpad)
or just a tall, blonde sexist jock

"Oh my god it's Zander, the most obnoxious dickhead in the world."

by Rememberthatmomentwhenuflopped August 12, 2025

ryan zander

he likes vivian

damn ryan zander really likes vivian

by joshua2992929292292 October 17, 2025

Pulling a Zander

When someone named Zander takes the longer way to a destination "on purpose"

Look at him pulling a Zander.

by Sasquatch7307 June 29, 2024

Zander

Slightly queer male who is bad at hiding jt

Oh wow that’s major Zander behavior right there

by Pienuggiez May 12, 2025

Zandering

The act of a man whipping his penis out and using it as a weapon by spinning it around in circles like a helicopter rotary.

Whoa Rob! Please put your penis away! You might kill someone if you keep Zandering out in public!

by Matt’s girlfriend is trans April 29, 2024