mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 3, 2015

Quack-wacker

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.

"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".

by JuliusSneezer November 29, 2016

tattle wacker

A small penis

You heard about Jack? He has a tattle wacker

by Tattle wacker July 12, 2017

skack wacker

When you're higher than cloud 9 and pronounce that you are fucked all the way up, it's known to all.

I'm so fuckin skack wackered!

by ToxicSludges December 23, 2018

Wacker

Someone who shoots people with real guns.

“Some fellah came into my house and wacked my best friend, he must be a wacker”

by Calvin purdy August 7, 2018

WEED WACKER

a weed wacker is a person that is a hoe. The common garden tool: hoe, is a tool that is commonly used to “wack” weeds.

A weed wacker is a hoe who hits on many guys/girls.

That girl sophie is such a weed wacker! I can’t believe her!

by thatsnotit March 8, 2019