Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"

by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021

Window-Washer

When a guy comes on a window and a girl licks it off.

Yo, that girl is so nasty bro, she did the window-washer once.

by Osra April 21, 2021

pussy washer

a bidet !

pussy washer was heard stated by a "mentally challenged" individual at a construction site

in france, provision is made for cleansing body parts (buttle) via bidet, or pussy washer !
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Washer

When an inexperienced surfer gets thrown around in a wave.

Jeez, look at the guy. He just got tossed in the "washer".

by Surfer390 October 16, 2022

siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

Ball Washer

Vagina's that are so large you could probably fit your dick and balls in.

My dick went in, then my balls were soon to follow. That pussy was certainly a ball washer.

by R. Pendulous November 13, 2021