Tofu

Acronym for "Totally Fucking."

"Wow, those two are tofu."

by JSpaulding December 7, 2012

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

Tofu

Fake chicken.

I just ate some of that tofu stuff. Tasted just like real chicken.

by really not josh March 7, 2023

White tofu

White tofu is slang for cocaine. It's mostly used when you are in public and tryna talk about cocaine or sell with out making it obvious to people around you.

Person 1 "Yo, you sell White Tofu?"

Person 2 "Yea, how much you want?"

by akya March 28, 2023

Tofu

Someone that is extremely attractive and maybe has thigh cancer.

Man, Tofu is so hot.

by YaNan6942069 January 31, 2023

cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

cheese tofu

Feta cheese

That Cheese tofu looks good on that salad.

by Ran Dumb ant January 14, 2021