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tow-in and tow-out

Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.
Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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the tow-rope

The placing of an eel with head first into ass or vagina. Then while clenching the eel into place drive around on a hover board while a second person holds the tale while standing on a second hover board.
Me and my girl did the tow-rope last night. Now I need to find a new eel.
by Fix-Ali September 17, 2018
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tow truck operator

A person who can drive in shit you can’t.
PA’s Finest Towing
by CMFICC May 7, 2022
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Tow Truck

When a woman is blowing three men, on her knees with two in front of her, she reaches through the legs of one to grab the third... She then "tow trucks" number 3 into the ass of the first or second make while continuing to finish the job
by Kaper101 January 4, 2022
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tow

A southern term for messed up, ugly, and or tore up.
Girl: My hair look tow tf up omg
by tayyyyyyyy May 18, 2022
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Camel Tow

I was so hooking up with Mary until Jennifer was able to camel tow her home
by Fjvitt June 1, 2022
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Towing bitches

Last night I was towing bitches back to back with my feet
by 3shadess April 3, 2022
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