Tank

A rather large lady who loves to indulge herself in the delights of fake tan, hair extensions and fake eyelashes. Also enjoys to use excesses of make up to complete a plastic look.

Guy 1 - "Wow, that girls hot"

Guy 2 - "Dude, She's a Tank...."

by meetroastpie October 16, 2011

Tank

1. Noun: One who is exceptionally good at something.
2. Verb: Doing something exceptionally well.
3. Adjective: Possessing the trait of being extremely good at something.
4. Noun: One who is generally awesome.

1. Michael Phelps just got his 14th Gold Medal. What a tank!
2. Michael Phelps is tanking it up in the pool!
3. Usain Bolt is tanktastic!
4. Ryan Lochte is a straight up tank.

by American Playa February 7, 2010

tank

A word that means... I want you to protect me from monsters on Ragnarok Online, that will hurt me so bad I will die in 4 hits, so I can hit them and get your loot and stuffz.

tank me plz

by lookatme! February 23, 2003

Tank

to drink alot of beer, a tank contains alot of liquid and when you drink a tank's worth, you are now tanking

I tank before every Virginia Tech football game.

by B December 1, 2003

tank

Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003

tanks

A heavily built/large person or thing

"Whoa that chicks a fucking TANK!"
"Dude that things a tank!"

by Sami November 28, 2004

tank

To have sex with, or fuck.

I just tanked my girlfriend. She loved it.

by tankme122 June 23, 2009