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garbage stale

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
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stale juice

when you leave a beer out for the whole day and take a big swig the next night.
“Damn who left this stale juice just laying around
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 24, 2017
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stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.
Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.
by Sq2woot November 10, 2017
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stale steam library

When somebody has a steam library full of games that they have maxed out/don't play
Steve has maxed out all of his games aka a "stale steam library"
by Jplays44 March 4, 2018
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stale cornchip

Something no longer of concern or interest, "old hat"
He was complaining again about his manager at Taco Bell, but I feel that's just stale cornchip.
by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017
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Stale

When someone's not up to date with the latest memes
Person 1: what are those!

Person 2: ugh, you're so stale
by C-c-c-cow February 17, 2017
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Stale

You stale as shit kareem
by Joe mason February 21, 2017
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