Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.

Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025

slaughter king

The straight or masculine variant of the phrase “slay queen”

“I hit the gym last night and beat my pr”

“Slaughter king!”

by DistantSocut March 23, 2023

Sophomore Slaughter

A term used to describe the high dropout/transfer rate after sophomore year of college. Could be due to financial reasons, but a lot of the time it’s personal

Person A: hey did you see that Sarah transferred to Northwestern?
Person B: oh yeah, a victim of the sophomore slaughter

by Knives C August 17, 2024

Johnny Slaughter

Wife material, the typa guy u want to marry

Oh god you're such a Johnny Slaughter. .

by johnnysleftasscheen June 7, 2025

Vehicular Mood Slaughter

The act of changing the atmosphere from chatty/giddy/up-high to dark/macabre/and or/demeaning in a single second.

Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."

by thedevilsjivetaxi May 12, 2024

Slaughter bunnies

Women who are in love with murderers.

the slaughter bunnies are crazy for ted bundy.

by errorname June 22, 2022