When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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by sdasdadsadsasdadsadasdadads April 9, 2021
Get the stiffi mug.An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.
Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)
My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
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Get the stiffy wiffy mug.From the name Tiffany which is the perfect blonde woman. So beautiful and sexy that being around her is so arousing that men always have a stiffy when they are near her. She not only effects men's porn search history. She causes delays in their day after she leaves because masterbation is almost always a must
I was busy but got nothing done because Stiffy Tiffy said hello. So I fapped the rest of the work day.
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