Stiff cocky

Di ting dere dat every man have between him legs.

Him ‘ave a stiff cocky fi me vagina.

“ Mi seh cocky stiff suh lawd mek it stiff suh” quote from Like Xmas Raw by Vybz Kartel Featuring Sheba

by Di 1 name Steven March 14, 2021

stiff medicine

Stiff Medicine is taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.

Stiff Medicine includes Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan July 5, 2006

Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness

For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying

by Stu Marble December 23, 2007

morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

Stiff grump

When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.

"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."

by cuddycowboy36 April 12, 2010

Stiff Piston

An uncontrollable erection which lasts for a long period of time, despite attempts to flaccidate.

That girl kept staring at my Stiff Piston, it was so embarassing

by rangadale May 11, 2010

stiff walk

When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg

Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away

by L.Perkins December 3, 2007