Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018

mushroom pudding

Psychedelic dessert that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who have had enough of cheap booze will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

Also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: what the fuck is mushroom pudding?

by The Barnacel September 25, 2020

pudding ron

This is a nickname for Florida governor Ron DeSantis. The nickname was coined by Elliot and Ricky from YouTube channel Internet Today. It was coined after a story about Ron DeSantis eating chocolate pudding with three fingers instead of a spoon.

Pudding Ron is coming for your medicare.

by Magoo84 April 15, 2023

electro pudding

Pudding hyper charged with electronic isotopes. When eaten the body will slowy decompose. It's like instant leprosy.

That man just had some electro pudding. He is dead now.

by BulletBrad117 April 27, 2015

Pudding Knees

When you give a girl an orgasm and she gets up, for example: to get a glass of water and she is wobbly at the knees.

John railed his girlfriend so hard and her orgasm was so great, that when she got up to clean herself off she walked with pudding knees.

by tymer88 April 26, 2011

butch pudding

The period clumps consumed by a partner during cunnilingus. Usually consumed by a butch lesbian.

I love to eat Cheyenna's butch pudding. It's my favorite time of the month.

by Sallytwist October 31, 2015

Pudding boy

A boy, or ugly girl, who's personality is marginally worse than their looks.

Cunt #1: I love her. She's perfect for me.
Other bloke : She's an absolute pudding boy you fucking cabbage.
Cunt #1: sorry ard
A passing stranger: you got the time please mate?
Cunt #1: time for you to fuck off pal.

by MenuMenuMenu September 23, 2016