pity succ

when you suck some ugly dudes dick just so that he can say he achieved the succ before he dies

Xander- Give that nigga the pity succ before he dies
Abigale- You're so mean!!!11!!

by R Seater March 18, 2017

Pity Penis

When a man provides someone or something with his penis because he feels bad for them.

Sarah: Omg, Brandon finally came over and fucked the shit out of me and I only had to call him like 8 times.

Jessica: Pretty sure Brandon hit you with the pity penis.

by HotDam August 17, 2016

Pity titty

An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."

by Bari123 February 13, 2018

pity chunky

When someone gives you a chunky chipsahoy cooky out of pity.

person a : man heres a chunky cookie
person b: i dont want your pity chunky!!

by Marvin The Monster January 9, 2020

Pity rejection

Getting rejected but the girl trys to make it a soft rejection and either try to stay friends or make the guy not mad/sad

Last night I pity rejection Tom

by DepressedChair April 11, 2020

Pity Sax

Gratuitous saxophone solo used to spice up an otherwise mediocre song.

"Oh dude, there is some major pity sax in Born to Run"

"Andy, check out the horrible pity sax in this song"

"Wow, that song was ever so slightly improved by that pity sax"

by Chrissy Redparson December 10, 2012

pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."

Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!

by chas979 May 8, 2012