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Perris Kaufman

The benchmark of upper echelon financial stability & longterm capital gains, around a special asset class or security. Considered to be the most difficult yet prestigious & technical trading style, (23 congruent metrics must be strategically calculated/orchestrated simultaneously. Known around a distinguished group of young entrepreneurs in California as the (BrotherP), or (Senatori )- a less common yet equally viable reference originating in the NorthEast district of whosentu. Extreme volatility/enormous capital is required for each BrotherP, Senatori, or Perris Kaufman to reach one’s apex, & provide the desired ROI.
Sandy-“The market was insane today man , I got heavily rocked on my last dip buy”, geeze I wish I could afford to try a Perris Kaufman! “How did you fair Newton?

Newt-“I studied my ass off and found the most viable entry and exit point on today’s trades but it wasn’t easy. Without Perris Kaufman in my arsenal, I would of been the markets afterthought. Brother P is truly the business! Love it when Senatori crushes!

Nate- “That guy thought he could bust out the Perris Kaufman 16 entry exit Senatori, and got himself MollyWapped, he ain’t ready for Brother P.”
by TrainstationBandit April 7, 2020
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katy perry

A shinning example of all that is right with the modern music industry.

underrated writing skills and extremely underrated vocals. Hit maker of the decade but kiddos keep coming for her just because she's no longer obsessed with charts. When she gets signed to a proper record label and flopitol stops sabotaging her is over for you hoes.
-I love katy perry
-me too bro teenage dream best song of the decade
-and she's got the best super bowl performance bro that was lit
by kindestpunk October 28, 2020
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The Perry Effect

The Perry Effect states that someone or something is completely inconspicuous or unrecognizable unless they possess a characteristic item.

The Perry Effect derives from the character Perry the Platypus from the American TV show, "Phineas and Ferb", based on how the villain, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, cannot recognize Perry the Platypus unless he is wearing his signature hat.
Some guy: *sitting on a bench, listening to music*

Onlooker 1: Oh, look, it's just a guy hanging out

Some guy: *takes out a skateboard and skates away*

Onlooker 1: TONY HAWK THE PRO SKATER!?

Onlooker 2: The Perry Effect strikes again.
by akuwardmoments May 2, 2021
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Perry Inn

Perry Inn , hundred year old bar in the heart of Perry Hall where it's cheap drinks, cheap food and EASY fuckin' women.......

Where the Liquor Flows and The Pussy Opens,
The Land of the 10 minute Pick up, Roll in talk shit, and walk out for a BJ in The Perry Inn Parking Lot between drinks..
by Bad Motherfucker August 14, 2007
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perry johnson

that dumb bitch that loves blue food
Mr D: Perry Johnson!!!
Percy Jackson: that's not my name!!!
by Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop September 10, 2020
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pop a perry

when one falls asleep on a video call with fellow perryfarians
Chris: yo did perry just pop a perry bro?
Joseph: yeah bro i think so
Perry: *asleep at his gaming setup*
Kathy: *pointing and laughing*
by ur local perryfarian October 9, 2022
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Katy Perry

The game was tied so I went Katy Perry. It was epic!
by SallyCockidilly January 11, 2015
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