mooch

One who comments on an article or post with a link usually having nothing to do with the topic of discussion

Original Post: *says something funny

Commenter 1: Hahaha love it!

Commenter 2: Omg YESSSSS

Mooch: Check out this cover and help us get some recognition

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?otherextraneousurlcrap

by Icepick-37 July 28, 2015

Mooched

Getting Mooched: being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

*"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*

by Ralando July 31, 2017

Mooched

Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.

I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.

by southernsound July 31, 2017

Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.

Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.

by SapientChaos July 31, 2017

mooch

A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder

Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine

I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.

by Mooch man May 18, 2019

Mooch

A person who drives slowly.

“That woman is a mooch”

by Maggerzhasjaggerz June 4, 2019