Math

A good subject that everyone hates because it requires a little bit of effort.

Person 1: Math is boring
Person 2: I suggest actualy paying attention and trying to get through it before you say that.

by Witheron March 2, 2016

math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

Maths

Everything stands for something.
maths stands for...

Mental
Abuse
To
Human
Soles

but I have one question. why are you looking up maths on urban dictionary?

by Hogsbreath101 July 31, 2019

math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

John: My math teacher is abusing me!

John's Dad: Its OK, all math teachers are like that.

by x-child December 18, 2011

maths

The only science that truly saves lives .

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .

by somon October 24, 2009

math

the lesbian sister of biology

Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

by Jenny February 7, 2004

math

the science of that which cannot be.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

by carvahall December 7, 2011