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Make me my sandwich

Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich
by CanIMakeMyLifeBetter October 18, 2019
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make me tacos beaner

Me: Make me tacos beaner
Friend: No you Dago
Me: Fuck you beaner
Friend: Go make me pizza
Me: Go pick beans
by tittypiggy June 18, 2023
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make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed
by Bed wife June 22, 2023
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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Quote to say to starscream (only if youre megatron)
by thatOneHornyDUDEinTheTeather November 2, 2023
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Then make me

When someone is telling you to stop, but you refuse and challenge them into stopping you; most likely fighting
A: bro can you stop screaming in the bus for no reason
B: then Make me
A: bruh...
by Mr.fort October 29, 2022
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make me

A phrase used when someone tries to make some do something.
by ThatOneIdoit October 18, 2022
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