A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
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Get the Monty Python Birthday Hell Song mug.The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
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Get the monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology mug.A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.
This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
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But me and my friends have created a different term for it. It means someone who is a sweaty tryhard at competitive games or being extremely gay in the way he/she speaks.
But me and my friends have created a different term for it. It means someone who is a sweaty tryhard at competitive games or being extremely gay in the way he/she speaks.
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Get the Monty Sharp mug.Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants
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