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missionary anal

when you stick your big ah veiny ah dih inside of the chocolate starfish, then proceed to queef out the asshole
damn trey, i just took a huge ass shit. you wanna fuck me missionary and then stick it in my ass in the missionary anal position to fingerpaint the sheets with my shit.
by 669cherrybombTK September 3, 2025
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Missionary Marks

Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.
Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.
by S3xninja September 20, 2025
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Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.
“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”
by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025
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Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...
It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!
by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025
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Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons
“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige
by Sister do January 20, 2025
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Tibetan Missionary

The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.
My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.
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feral missionary

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it
greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary
by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025
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