legalized bribery

1. Campaign contributions to influence policy (quid quo pro)
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.

America politics is all about legalized bribery buy big business interests now.

by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023

being legal

someone who is being legal

"look it's Corliss * I heard she sells drugs* but no one has caught her so she is being legal"

by ilymariahcarey December 3, 2020

legal knod

Getting a heroin like high from mixing two or more controlled or non- controlled substance meds.

He just came from the clinic riding that legal knod

by Oats1029 November 7, 2020

legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023

Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."

I won the case by using legal technology.

by digim0n5 June 26, 2021

legally stupid

A person that has IQ below 90.

Man, this guy is legally stupid, he doesn't even know how to wear pants!

by Excustic July 1, 2016

Legal Lean

A form of lean which contains no codeine.

Legal Lean is normally mixed with a syrup that contains numerous stress relievers, sleep assistance's, and other form of chemicals to "relax". Most commonly "A.K.A. Lean", "Legal Lean", "Sippin Syrup", and simply just "Relaxation Syrup". These syrups range from low prices to high depending on the company and chemicals, and normally are packaged with 2 ounce containers.

To create Legal Lean you must:

1. Pour sprite into a cup
2. Pour the Legal Lean into the cup
3. Sip

Person 1: "Bro, I'm exhausted from work today."
Person 2: "Pour up some Legal Lean."

by 2buzz0 October 28, 2018