Are typically blonde fuckboys with the name Dale. They believe in Jesus and the clean beaches. They are really nice to children and sometimes give them BIG surprises. They assume rainbows are gay because of the many colors and, therefore despise them. If you ever meet a Jamaican priest he will more then likely have a very deep, yet smooth, accent.
Stranger: Hello Male Dossman, how are you today?
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.
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*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
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