Funding

Slang for a person that one could get money from through various means, usually a transactional relationship, and especially where one's only motivation for interaction with the person is acquisition of money.

"If they don't go for the deal, we could always hold the funding hostage."
"I'm going on tinder to find some funding for a better apartment."

by Gerald The Grandiloquent May 24, 2022

fund

word used instead of the word ‘’ass’’ but in romanian

lick the inside of my fund

by dandruff January 31, 2022

wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place

Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.

by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021

funde

fundeez nuts.

person: hey do you support funde?
Person 2: what's funde?
Person: fundeez nuts.

by diskcanfly June 6, 2021

Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned

I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.

by loosoh June 15, 2021

Funding Behavior

The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.

The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.

by JewishLightning January 6, 2025

Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.

I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!

by Publius0987 August 8, 2025