Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.

Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.

by 1666 February 23, 2018

device error

When you wake up in a cold sweat because you fear your shield dropped.

Fuck!!! My shield dropped! I just had a device error!!

by Rjmils31 June 14, 2016

masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

gruber device

A mechanism to defeat a security system through the unintended use of fall-backs or exception paths that are not widely considered during development. Inspired by Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber character in the movie Die Hard (1988), who arranges for the uninterruptible power supplies securing the vaults at Nakotomi Plaza to be cut by causing the police to invoke their terrorist response procedures.

"The circuits that cannot be cut are automatically cut in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for a miracle, Theo, I give you the F-, B-, I..."

"This box is using distributed TACACS. I'll need a Gruber Device to make it fall-back to static password."
"Maybe try pulling the WAN?"

by keepalive February 11, 2020

Devices and Practices

In cock and ball torture, similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.

There are many devices and practices in cock and ball torture.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

cellulaire device

a cell phone, something most teenagers have and use on a daily basis.

Guy 1 "I lost my cellulaire device! Can you call it for me?"
Guy 2 "yeah sure."

by marianastrench=<3 March 5, 2011

cloaking device

a condom, see party hat

Before penetration, engage cloaking device.

by red rosie September 12, 2011