Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.

Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"

by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023

leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!

Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.

by Chuckyv76 August 29, 2023

Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.

"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"

by momoniemoproblem September 12, 2023

Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with a sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said that your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

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by AIMS Dentistry at Sheppard February 23, 2021

9th dentist

the 1/10 dentists that always seems to disagree with the others.
usually it's about the toothpaste they recommend, but the subject can differ

2nd dentist: hey what shall we eat tonight?

4th dentist: I dunno, yall want pizza?

9th dentist: I'm more in the mood for taco's

*all other dentist sigh in unison

5th dentist: why are you alway like this Jeffery?

by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022