Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

Dad

A dad is a blood related father who takes care of you, teaches you and feeds you.

Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?"
Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*

by yourmom284 March 20, 2020

Dad

A dad is someone who will teach you ow to ride a bike to swim and to tie your shoes without my dad I would be lost

My dad is the best

by Sam 2480 June 8, 2020

Dad

Someone you never had.

Son: why don’t I have a dad?

Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.

by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

dad

lying cheating bastard who you use to idolize but as you grew up you saw the real him who then neglected you and only came back for money(he needed the money for gambling alcohol and drugs)

thats my dad i hope he dies

by Clairoswiife June 1, 2023