Pee Crust

The crusty stuff left in your underwear when you don't wipe or shake properly after urinating.

Girl #1: What's that in your underwear?
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...

by lmaolololol June 15, 2017

fuck crust

The crunchy goodness that remains on your genitalia after a long night of making love.

You know it’s been a good night when you roll over to say good morning and she notices the fuck crust.

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Pussy Crust

a substance found on the the clitoris when it hasn't been used

Sofia, you have SO MUCH pussy crust it's unbelievable!!!

by mowmylawn June 10, 2016

crust buster

Feet so crusty and busted up.

“Daaammmnn yo look at them crust busters!!”
“I was at my girls house last night about to get my freak on and I pulled them socks off and she was rockin with some crust busters”

by TheKatydid January 29, 2018

Crust Scavenger

a random drunk bitch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.

"dude, that crust scavenger is looking to piss on a dumpster, and she just took my fucking pizza"

by young j swizzy September 11, 2011

Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.

Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."

by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021

crust molester

One who makes pizza.

People at Pizza Hut are crust molester

by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010