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coot

a woman’s vagina, typically one that is very shiny and small
“my coot is gonna explode
by antithesis the 1st October 4, 2023
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Coote

(CLAN) A word to describe an incredibly cute animal (usually a dog). It can also follow another adjective in a sentence.
Random dude - “Ahhh, what a coote pooch!”
Another random dude - “I know, he is rather coote, he can be a bit of a silly coote at times though”
by goodboypedro77 April 21, 2020
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coot

coot is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on R6 because he gets bullied by kids even though he's homeschooled.
This guy is such a coot bro! wtf!
by Whisky-Straight October 15, 2020
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jackson henry coote

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by hellohowareyouiambored June 20, 2022
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coot

that hamster is sooooooo coot
by TheWordMan . _ . April 30, 2022
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coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
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coot

(n): term for puss/vagina/a chick’s clam
(n): women in general
Rufus: “When is the coot getting here?”
Remus: “Chicks here in ten.””

Lazar: “Did you eat her coot?”
Cootius Jones: “Obviously.”
by Coot Chaser February 5, 2022
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