cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

by cyballs February 15, 2010

cooch cooler

A mini skirt so short it barely covers her privates, thus getting some air.

Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!

by Coyote Boy February 4, 2014

cooche cottage

A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in

Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay

by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 7, 2014

cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.

The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.

by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.

by Kenny Login December 4, 2016

cooch muncher

Or coochie muncher, is someone (usually a lesbian) who enjoys munching coochie (eat pussy).

"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"

by coochiemuncher June 21, 2019

Cooch Stank

When the cooch from yo girl is so horrendously disgusting. There is no other way to put it, it just stank.

Nobody:
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.

by Macabrebard May 16, 2019