Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017

Colonel Autumn

Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.

@Colonel Autumn hey idiot i love you <333

by loveydoveym6no June 2, 2021

colonel of truth

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.

In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.

by QuacksO June 4, 2021

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018