Distance Climb

Distance climbing is the act of climbing or scaling a surface in a video game that’s cool!

“Hey check it out, Todd is playing among us, AND HES DISTANCE CLIMBING!”

by The real alix August 3, 2023

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

Climbing Mount Zion

Used when someone is stuck on the long Zion Williamson loading screen in NBA 2k21 Ps5 version.

You: Yo I'm in the park, join on me.
Bum: Hold up climbing Mount Zion.

by DudeMan37 March 4, 2021

Climbing that tree

When you go out, get wasted and have a good time, usually despite or against the odds

Dude I wasn’t so sure you’d want to come out with us but you ended up climbing that tree

by Sergeant Groove August 4, 2022

Rock climbing

The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie

I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”

by User826917631 April 27, 2022

Pebble climbing

The act of having sex with a small woman.

‘The opposite of rock climbing’

Kanye’s for sure pebble climbing tonight!

by xX_Mike_Hunt_Xx October 15, 2022

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021