consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

arse child

When a child is born, not of a man and a woman, but of a man and a man. Birthing takes place through the anus, and the child is thus referred to as an 'arse child'.

Oliver Richardson is an arse child of Mad Malcolm

by Will Smallwood and his dad March 7, 2014

Child Labor

The Act Of Charitable Giving

Man, Child Labor is Amazing

by AntiDepressant September 7, 2022

love child

the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents

C'mon Leroy you know Sheronda's new baby is your love child.

by Hahk Fu September 14, 2004

Poster Child

A person who is an example of something.

Though Jerry was reckless, he somehow always prevailed due to dumb luck. When they say "Fortune favours the foolish", Jerry was the poster child.

by Zetastic June 6, 2005

Child Molestation

The act of sexually molesting and abusing a child.

Child molestation is a disgusting and morally reprehensible behavior that can destroy a child's mental and physical health as well as his or her feelings of self-respect and dignity. It is illegal and immoral and should be punished by the lengthiest jail term possible by law.

by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

Soul Child

A Soul child is someone who both trusts and loves themselves and others. Their definitive power comes from their almighty source and the universe. They retain a sense of innoncence yet at the time embody wisdom. They have ordered love in which they love their higher power, then themselves, and then their fellow beings. This soul child is rare and always a blessing to encounter. Everyone has one in them, they just have to be open to it..

That one is a soul child!

by bellasky October 19, 2010