checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017

Chinese checkers

Description of the never ending power grab, soap opera with the sale and control over Tik Tok.

That Tik Tok deal has been like watching Chinese checkers.

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

Home Checker

Is not cheating with someone in a relationships as home wrecker , but rather communicates and slightly flirts with them to see how stable the relationship is

Billy accepted his title of home checker as he got his ass beat after flirting with Kyle’s girlfriend.

by Grip Reaper April 9, 2023

Pink checkers

A young woman wearing a pink checked dress

Hey Tim, check out the fucking pink checkers on that rig!

by Bert_baccarat April 10, 2023

fact-checker

Liar.

The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.

by Mozzastryl August 21, 2023

Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.

I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.

by Kera Ott October 5, 2023