Distance Climb

Distance climbing is the act of climbing or scaling a surface in a video game that’s cool!

“Hey check it out, Todd is playing among us, AND HES DISTANCE CLIMBING!”

by The real alix August 3, 2023

That's so rock climbing

You'll feel it in your gut, desperately escaping your lips. When you see something that's just so rock climbing, you've gotta say it.

*a climber drives to a nearby restaurant to poop instead of going in the woods* "That's so rock climbing"

by amawomps April 13, 2023

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.

by professional_anus_tickler May 10, 2023

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

Climbing Mount Zion

Used when someone is stuck on the long Zion Williamson loading screen in NBA 2k21 Ps5 version.

You: Yo I'm in the park, join on me.
Bum: Hold up climbing Mount Zion.

by DudeMan37 March 4, 2021

Climbing that tree

When you go out, get wasted and have a good time, usually despite or against the odds

Dude I wasn’t so sure you’d want to come out with us but you ended up climbing that tree

by Sergeant Groove August 4, 2022

Rock climbing

The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie

I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”

by User826917631 April 27, 2022