Brandon

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports

Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.

Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves

by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019

Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.

Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf

by NichThibba October 29, 2019

Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.

Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists

The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”

by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever

Dude you get no bitches you're pulling a Brandon

by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021