Boyfriend

Someone you don't have because you're simping over that one fictional character

why don't you have a boyfriend?
Cuz i'm in love with someone who doesn't exists and i'm ugly

by Dracoisdaddylol January 2, 2021

Boyfriend

Something you will never have because you are simping way too much over 2D or anime characters...
Finally get it!

She will never have a boyfriend because she is in love with (any anime male)

by Shinyhinatax March 16, 2021

boyfriends

literally the worst webcomic ever.

boyfriends is so ass

by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022

boyfriend

The guy you leave at home when you want to have fun!

(girl going out to have fun) "Bye hun,I'll be home later."

(guy on the computer) "sure, see ya."

by Kitty August 8, 2006

boyfriend

Synonyms of perverts
The guy who plays with your gentils while your are sleeping or passed out.

Is that pervert your boyfriend?

by Mokonamon August 8, 2006

Boyfriend

A clutzy dork who somehow slithered into your life and now you can't shake him. A person who despite their stupidity you love.

"I heard you had a boyfriend."
"Yeah..."
"I am sorry"

by Ineededapseudonym January 20, 2019

boyfriend

i am campbell and 12 years old. in my opinion, a boyfriend is just like one of your best friends except a lil more. he is someone you can tell anything to. if you’re keeping secrets then you don’t deserve each other. a boyfriend is someone you can be yourself around. you should be able to be as weird and annoying as you want because a true boyfriend will love you for you. a boyfriend is someone who will want to spend every moment with you. he will think about you all the time and always be there for you, no matter what. a boyfriend should be fun and weird and also know when to be calm and loving. a boyfriend should smile every time he sees you just because your face makes him happy. a boyfriend should make you laugh at almost anything. a good boyfriend is someone you should be thinking about constantly. both you and your boyfriend should always be imagining your future together. -another rule: if you don’t see a future with your boyfriend, break up- you and your boyfriend should constantly be learning new things about each other and remembering them forever. a boyfriend should be a person that makes you feel genuinely happy. you should be able to text, call, etc. whenever and wherever you want. a boyfriend should always want to talk to you. a boyfriend will always compliment you. my boyfriend possesses all of these qualities and i love him so much. if he ever reads this he will know i wrote it but idc bc it’s all true. 💕

my boyfriend is better than yours.

by gucci gang 🤘💗 March 31, 2019