gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017

striking it rich in alaska

When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.

Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC

by MilkyEggWhites September 19, 2016

Nikiski, Alaska

A small town on the Kenai Peninsula, usually referred to as “Methghanistan” based on the meth labs on the corner of every street. It has a couple of local restaurants and a mini food market. That’s about it.

No one: “ Is this the walking dead?”
Me: “ No it’s all of the crackheads living in Nikiski, Alaska!”

by Dirtymax diesel 1999 December 7, 2020

Vinny Alaska

A word used to describe clowns

That guy is such a vinny alaska

by People_/123987 September 19, 2021

Alaska

Alaska
A fucken cold ass place not to be messed with it will fuck you over.
A beautiful yet still fucken cold place.
GREAT ASS WEEEEDDD ITS SOOOOO FUCKEN GOOD MAN!

Person1- yeah I do A FUCK TON of weed hbu?

Person2- yeah me too, have you been to Alaska tho? Their weed is tHe BeSt like FUUUUCCCKKKK.

by LIL MEME KWEEN!! @sadie_joyj June 9, 2018

Alaska Violet

The best bloxburg youtuber

''Have you heard of Alaska Violet, the youtuber?''

by MintyBanana January 26, 2024

Alaska Tea Spill

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.

"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.

by ClintEast October 15, 2023