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muizzu vun

A sarcastic term originating around 2012 in the Maldives, used to describe a situation, plan, or project that has gone terribly wrong due to poor planning, impractical design, or overconfidence in execution. Derived from Dr. Mohamed Muizzu, then-Housing Minister, now President, whose infamous urban and road planning projects were widely criticized for their dysfunctionality and lack of foresight.
The phrase became a go-to expression among Maldivians to mock any development or initiative that looked promising on paper but collapsed in reality—usually accompanied by flooding, traffic chaos, or sheer impracticality.
The road was widened, but it still floods!
Ah shit, muizzu vun?
by Nana Huwafen April 4, 2025
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AIR JORDAN VUN

A people who usually go by the name of Jordan and they love suckin on Schawarma all over Australia. THey are of lebonese decent and think they are top shit because they bought a sports car on 100% finance.
I hate that cunt Jordan, Lets call him Air Jordan Vun cuz hes a lil lebo fucker. No racism allowed tho.
by SibuSisu_Fried_Chicken May 9, 2023
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