vomment

a commentt that is left on the innternett that iss so annoying, gross,and uncalled for you couldd literally throw up on it

did you see thaat hoe ashleyss comment to leo shess soo annoyingg who does she think she is im gonna vomment on it

by baddestbitch72409 November 19, 2009

vomment

A disingenuously positive comment on Facebook by someone who really feels the opposite.

Did you read Frank's vomment on my Facebook? I know he's really jealous and doesn't think I deserve the award.

by pennythek September 29, 2010

vomment

an off color comment. online or otherwise, which gushes forth with no thought of consequence or forethought, typed or spoken in haste as if drunk.

Their friendship ended the moment that Mark vommented on Danny's post about his deceased grandmother.

by freaky mcstyles January 16, 2014

vomment

"vom ment" :

verb: the act of reading a comment that makes you want to vomit
noun: a comment that makes you want to vomit

as a verb: Her constant negativity causes me to vomment.

by Needa Xanex October 8, 2018

Vomments

The mean, ugly, rude, disgusting, vile and crude things people say in the Comments.

I wish I hadn't read the vomments in the comments. People suck!

by Italicana December 30, 2019

Vomments

Unnecessarily rude or nasty to FaceBook comments

Thank you for your vomments to my post. It must have been quite the mental strain for you.

by Rick3bears January 17, 2021

vomment

adj. Comments, posts, videos, etc. on Facebook that make third party readers literally or figuratively want to vomit because of it’s lovey-dovey, cutesy and sometimes grotesque ( if people sharing said vomments are nasty) content.

They are not cute together, and neither are the vomments they leave on eachother's walls.

by hanhopehaw July 9, 2011