towing

(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.

Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"

by hannah f January 9, 2008

a towe

A person who name drops on famous people

"I know Big Name Celebrity"

"You're a towe!"

by m0nyagi February 23, 2009

towing

when your flexsable and u bend your toe to your ass hole and jame your toe deep in your ass

i love towing

by bald&proud March 24, 2004

TOW

Tube-launched, Optically-tracked, Wire-guided missile

The Iraqi tank did well, until the TOW came in, and gave it the shaft.

by Kramnelladoow January 19, 2007

towe

A teacher or other authority figure who is listening in on your conversation that you REALLY don't want there, so to warn your posse, you say: "Uh guys, towe!"

Person One- Omfg, did you hear that Veronica got knocked up?!?
Person Two- Oh shnap! Towe! Towe! TOWE!

Person One- And then I smoked soo muu-
Person Two- Soo there are lots of towes around today :coughs:

by Blake, Hannah, Emily, and Michelle May 12, 2006

TOW

TOW - The Other Woman
Refering to a man's bit on the side, the woman he's having an affair with.

"I ditched the shit cos I caught him in our bed with his TOW Ho'"

by The4Shaw September 25, 2006

Rika tow tow

Rika tow tow awkward

Rika tow tow is more awkward than extremely awkward (W.Y.W.)
*He approaches accross the hall*

“rika tow tow. RIKA TOW TOW!”

by Freddie’ssugarmama May 31, 2018