Thiago

A short man with big calf muscles. He has a crush on other guys that have the name James and are younger than him.

Who does Thiago like?

You know him, probably someone named James

by jjkamsksba<3 September 24, 2021

Thiago Alcantara

The greatest footballer known to the footballing community. He plays as a midfielder for Liverpool Football Club, however he has created his own style of play called 'GOAT'. When ever people refer to the acronym 'GOAT' they are referring to Thiago Alcantara.

Wow, that player can control the midfield.
He is a Thiago Alcantara-like player.

by DDP-Trooper1777 November 27, 2021

Thiago c

A person who is always, ALWAYS right, even more then Erica S. If he says something it is true, you can try to argue, but is just going to show you your stupidity. He probably is the god of knowledge disguised as a human

Woman: "Hey thiago c im 100% a woman"
Thiago c: " no youre not, you are a man"
Man: "Oh sorry I never noticed my penis before"

Thiago C: "Far from home is the best spiderman movie"
Erica S: "yes of course i would be a complete moron to think otherwise"

Thiago C: "ummmm yes try thinking of the apple falling as a force, you could call it gravitational force"
Isaac Newton: " Of course Thiago C, you are truly a being that knows all"

by Twcc November 23, 2021

National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day.

Basically on 2 April send tweets/posts etc on what saying that Thiago Alcantara is the worst player in football/soccer. If you know someone that thinks he's a great tag them in the tweet/posts.

Today is National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. I think Thiago Alcantara is the worst player. He holds up the play, plays the ball backwards and slows the game down for his team.

by Antt1 March 28, 2021

Dirty Thiago

Dirty Thiago is the same as big horn, you can use it to annoy a Thiago that you've known.

"This cow has a Dirty Thiago."
"I know a Thiago that has Dirty Thiagos!"

by Bovinin May 2, 2020

Thiago

Hey my name is thiago i'm gonna give y'all a real example of the word Thiago Hes pretty tall at a young age

gets some girls likes girls that actually like him for who he is and not for his money (which i have none) athletic and an academic weapon really attracted to blonde girls or shorter girls.

OMG Thiago is sooooooo Hot, and he likes me back.

by Thi@g0 L0v3r October 9, 2023

thiago Silva

The best (and hottest) premier leauge cb of all time also known as the finest 39 yr old alive

“I love Thiago silva”

“Same”

by KEYLAPLAYS34 August 10, 2023