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Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.
Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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by falolout August 4, 2010
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Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)
Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.
by Sir Gregory Thames January 30, 2016
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thamesing

A night/evening (?) wherein one is amongst friends and consumes alcoholic beverages such as cider, beer, or vodka. One thus gets pissed, and walks up the river Thames in order to get a train back to Kitt's. One may also phone Otto.
I heard about this thamesing thing... we should totally do that around the Seine. Although I wouldn't want to wake up the homeless... or call Otto for that matter.
by MadisonTwatter October 19, 2008
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West Thames

A shit hole filled with crappy expensive food, where everyone thinks amazing when really they're just assholes
"I go to West Thames College and I 'love' it there"
by A.Student September 20, 2018
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alissa thames

someone who is very lame, usually thinks they know everything, and doesn't know Japanese. But she loves chocolate fountains and cotton candy in all she likes food and is sometimes nice to her friends. Her best friend is named Sam
by imcoool12 January 2, 2012
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Yorkshire special with the River Thames

Two asswholes putting barbecue sauce and water on you.
Watch out bruv! Before I give you the Yorkshire special with the River Thames mate!”
by IspawnedinBlue January 10, 2024
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Thames

Thames is a common gender-neutral nickname here in Thailand that’s popular in the late 2000s when it’s trendy to give yourself “foreign” nickname. It’s based off of the River Thames in London.
My friend nickname is Thames. Just like the River in London.
by By watamisuppousetarite November 21, 2021
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