Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag October 24, 2008

Tendon Rip

Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.

Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.

Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.

by Some Dude really some dude. April 26, 2009

achilles tendon

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.

that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

leroy tendon [schatzenberg]

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

by james104 February 25, 2009

video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

achilles tendon

newly renamed by the HBB (Human Body Board....duh)
now known as the TICT, or Tomato Ice Cream Tendon

Kristin: Ok, since I'm Sonic, and you are Hot Fudge, what is Julia?
Sandra: She should be something like...Ice Cream!
Julia: Yeah but I'm so sunburned! Its more like....Tomato Ice Cream!

Sandra: WTF is it called the Achilles Tendon??
Kristin: I dont know. It should have a cooler name!
Sandra: Like....the Tomato Ice Cream Tendon!!!!
Kristin: YES! The TICT!!

by Hot Fudge May 13, 2007