technotard

someone who has no techno savvy....a person with little technological knowledge

Last night Brooke called and asked me how to check her email, she's such a technotard.

by Lady_M August 20, 2008

technotard

Somebody that always pretends to know technology, or pretends to be a uber h4xor (awesome hacker)

Colton pretends to know computers, and Travis sends viruses, yeah right! they are such technotards!

by EMGP January 11, 2008

Technotard

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

by Phuqit October 9, 2006

technotarded

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

by firahz May 13, 2005

technotarded

Someone that computer technology has by passed

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!

by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011

technotarded

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.

"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"

by *john-boy* June 6, 2014

technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.

-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...

by Liverwiz April 11, 2007