Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

Splink

an inuendo thats not specifically used but covers all sexual actions.

I want to splink you sophie
I splinked sophie in the face

by Pete Townsend March 12, 2008

Splink

To flick someone in the face for saying stupid things, also used in the form of a game, can be lots of fun
You can get rid of this by counting to 5 and you can get out of the game by paying each member of the game $1

1st Person (Very White): I smoked a joint in my hood
2nd Person: Splink
1st Person: 1-2-3-4-5

by Bill O'Reily March 1, 2004

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

Splinking

The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.

Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.

by MR. RM May 21, 2009

Splink

A very small amount of something, such a sprinkle of something.

1. Throw a splink of soda on my drink.

2. I only like a splink of salt.

by Jiaailan September 29, 2020